So, I restarted the ME trilogy, you know, for kicks and giggles. I’m playing as a real paragon this time and everything–no more kicking mercs out the window for this Shepard–at least for now.
Aside from the non stop working and apartment hunting, playing ME has been very therapeutic. Except for the part where I decided to play on insanity because I needed the challenge. I usually play on Veteran or Hardcore. But no, I kicked it up a notch and it took me an hour to get through the collector ship trap thing and since I’m a paragon I couldn’t tell the Illusive man how I really felt. But for the first time ever in all my playthroughs I kept both Miranda’s and Jack’s loyalty so there really is an upside to the chaos.
Last night, during the adventure on the collector ship, I decided to take Grunt out of timeout. He had been very ugly on Illium but I needed a tank so naturally the Krogan was my first choice. And as usual he kept popping off morbid comments, here’s how the conversation went. Keep in mind this is a video game and he can’t hear me.
We get off the shuttle and Grunt says: I’ve never seen ship like this before.
Well no shit, you’re a tank grown baby Krogan. I’ve never seen a ship like this and I’m a seasoned N7 operative and a spectre. But I of course kept my mouth shut.
Garrus: Looks like a giant hive, rachni maybe?
EDI proceeds to tell us some techy information on the ships parameters and signature. Then tells us it’s the same ship that we saw on Horiozon.
Shepard: Maybe the defence towers softened it for the Turians.
Grunt: Maybe the missing humans are here, or maybe their dead.
Me: Shut up Grunt, remember what we talked about?
We find a damaged collector pod.
Garrus: This is what the collectors used on Horizon, but these are empty.
Grunt: *with a bit of smug glee* small, like my pod. I bet they begged for mercy.
I glare, but keep myself from saying anything as we press on to find a pile of bodies.
Garrus: this looks bad.
Me: really? I had no idea.
Grunt: That’s a lot of dead meat.
Me: That’s is! Back to the ship! Do you know what happens to pre right of passage tank grown Krogans who disobey their space moms and pop of morbid comments like that? They go to the naughty corner. EDI send me someone else!
Of course you can’t do that right now so I mumble some choice words and tell Grunt he’s headed for the naughty corner when we get back.
Some things were said about using the bodies for testing and how these ones obviously didn’t pass. We continue into a bigger area filled with pods.
Garrus: They could take every human in the galaxy and still not have enough to fill these pods.
Me:that’s a cheery thought. Thank you for that, Archangel: bringer of justice. What a lovely sentiment.
The rest of our journey went a bit like this. Me, being horribly sassy when my companions make comments or do stupid things. Garrus died like a million times, Grunt kept walking in front of my shots and my game glitched and I got stuck ontop of some box thing. Needless to say I knocked the difficulty down to hard core for a bit after I kept dying.
Last night was anything it therapeutic but it was funny to say the least.
Yep. Don’t worry, Anita is worse.